As a general rule, don’t trust anyone who identifies as a “normal person”.
i trust him
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Poppy. 20. Bi. Hufflepuff.
I randomly swap fandoms then post nothing but that fandom for weeks on end then suddenly change again. I apologise.
As a general rule, don’t trust anyone who identifies as a “normal person”.
i trust him
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Anxieties! Attack!
WAIT NO
No, not me you fools! No! Not like this! Noooo!
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‘A spotted flycatcher pair nesting in the palm of a statue’ (by Zsolt Semperger, original post here)
this isn’t really on theme for my blog but it’s special and i wanted you to see it
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rip Aragorn, you would’ve loved carabiners
(x)
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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD
Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️
Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.
Paid for seven thousand, the other 100k was free
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The threat that we won’t have new shows and movies coming out because of the strikes would hit a little harder if 99.9% of everything coming out wasn’t God awful derivative schlock that you watch once and immediately forget.
“Due to the strike we’ve had to turn the diarrhea machine off”
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spent six hours hiking today and fell asleep in two inappropriate places, I think I can call that mission accomplished.
I need a nap.
nobody asked but the first one was falling asleep on a boulder after yelling “SACRED LIZARD TECHNIQUES” and the second time was on the boardwalk railing
Your task today, tumblerites, is to slip platypusary into casual conversation. Bonus points if nobody notices.
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The fucking audacity of capitalists to lie on camera right in front of evidence of their failure is blood boiling. How the fuck do they not get the shit kicked out of them daily is fucking amazing.
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this is so nostalgic. tumblr rolls out something terrible. everyone complains. it breaks several people’s dashboards. for some reason it only rolls out to a few people at a time with seemingly no warning. the community collectively and immediately searches for a browser extension that undoes the change. i know we’ve all gotten burnt out on all social media sucking but this is genuinely The tumblr experience. everyone who hasn’t gotten it already gets an achievement. welcome to the club
actually, im glad this post got notes
everybody in the notes going “but THIS TIME it’s an objectively terrible choice/a bigger deal/a cash grab!!”: first time in the clown car huh
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